Dabangg

You will chuckle, you will laugh, you will smile and you will pity on yourself for being a part of billion. Welcome to the true form of Bollywood. A new superstar is Born, Rajnikanth can retire now; Salman, at least he doesn't need a wig. A movie which never intended to have a story, direction or acting but there is Salman Khan- A protagonist, who cannot dance,  nor can deliver a dialogue, cannot cry, and above all who cannot act. Aren’t these enough?

Dabangg is a masterpiece of the lowest level and it can’t get bigger than that. Salman is Dabangg or Dabangg is Salman? Definitely a Mustache and an Aviator looks great on Chulbul.

Picture this, Sholay’s Director Ramesh Sippy and Debutant Director Abinav Kashyap’s discussion:

RS: What is there in your Film, Sholay has everything, iss movie mein action hai, drama hai , comedy hai , tragedy hai……

AK: Issme Salman Khan Hai.

An old story like an old wine but surely with a knack and you won’t get any loo time during entire movie. You will need to hold ‘em till the end. This is entirely Salman Khan’s Launch to superstardom.  He has delivered the silly bathroom dialogues at his best which nobody else could ape, Forget Amitabh, Clint or Pacino.  It’s a 2 minute Maggie Masala Noodle pack with no exclusive ingredient but surely comes with a Masala tastemaker, which will be licked each time when served on the silver-plate.

No star for this Movie, But it’s worth a watch.